In The Head of Kohutsky

       Comedian Greg Giraldo died today in a New Jersey Hospital four days after being admitted for an accidental overdose. He was 44 years old.

       Comedy Central released the following statement: “The tragic news of Greg’s passing hits us very, very hard. Greg has been a close member of the Comedy Central family for years, injecting his energy and wicked sense of humor into countless projects. The comedy community lost a brother today. Our thoughts are with his family.”

       Comedian Louis C.K. said, "Greg Giraldo was a good guy. The kind you're always glad to see. Also a funny comic and person. He died today. Goodbye friend."

       As well as many other statements released by people fond of him.

       Greg Giraldo, in my opinion, was one of the few comedians in recent times who was genuinely funny. His jokes were always well thought out, yet practical, and always straight to the point! To Larry the Cable Guy during his roast: "How the fuck are you so popular!" He never got a whole lot of attention to spite his obvious talent in the industry, yet he always brought his "A+" material. He's a comedian that always put a smile on my face, as I am a HUGE fan of his! It's sad to lose a great funny man like him. We're going to miss you Greg!

       According to Gizmodo.com Skype and Facebook will be integrating their services in the next few weeks. This doesn't mean In-browser video chat, YET. Apparently this means that your Friends list on Facebook will be incorporated into the contact list for Skype, creating a more comprehensive list of friends. This whole thing came about due to the fact that less than %25 of the 560 million members of Skype are active users.(Including myself) This seems like a good step in encouraging users to take advantage of it's services, and It's something I look forward to!

This image was provided by Gizmodo.com(I'm kinda lazy)   

DR.MCNINJA IS HAVING ANOTHER

       A little while a go they started selling some of the original pages from their comic, and it was a collectors delight! Which brings me to this post. They are now having an art sale to push the rest of their work, and I would say it's a good opportunity to get your mits on something that's a one-of-a-kind work of art. Plus it's always nice to help out those who serve to entertain!

       The prices originally ranged from $25-$200 depending on the time, effort, and general awesomeness of the page, but It looks like some pages from select issues have been brought to $55. This is a pretty cool deal considering the popularity of this web comic!

       I took advantage of the first art sale and got the page shown below. I dunno. I guess I'm that much of a nerd that I feel the need to collect. Maybe I should go play some D&D and listen to Rush all night!

       That's right Mofos,

       I've finally figured out how to connect my blog with Facebook! Which means you can now log into ITHK with your Facebook information. You can now share posts and comments on your Facebook, as well as "like" shit up in here! OH DAMN, shit just got fancy! Keep in mind, this isn't to spread all my posts all over the place, as I will hopefully not be the only one posting in the forum! DO IT! DO IT NOW!

       This is the photo that started the most retarded dispute in recorded facebook history! Please folks, enjoy!

              This is a photo of me with my friend Robert towards the end of the night of my 21st birthday. Notice that I'm wearing an Army jacket, as it is very important to the subject of this post.

       The line of comments on this photo, completely unedited, are as follows:

Jennifer(mom): I don't think there is a non-blurry picture of Waldo(Me) anywhere...At least now I know what Robert looks like.

Charlene(Aunt): Haha sorry I was drunk lol

Me: lolz

Sebastian Aj French(Army Douche): Why is that oliver guy desecrating the Army Uniform?

Me: desecrating isnt the right word, understand context before you comment! I was wearing the jacket while celebrating!

Charlene: Okay that's enough boys. Miss u oliver. We need to visit with u soon

Me: Yeah no kidding, lemme know the next time you guys roll down!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

*Mortal Kombat theme music starts*

Army Douche: Your wearing a Soldiers uniform in the wrong way, therefore Desecrating IS the right word. You are dishonoring myself and all those who wear that uniform. Soldiers who DIED for your freedom to do something as stupid as that wear that unif...orm when they are laid to rest.

The Army Class A Jacket isnt meant for wearing during a drinking celebration without the Class B uniform worn underneath it. Therefore, AGIAN, you are desecrating the uniform and insulting all those (including myself) who wear it.

Maybe before you try to be a smart ass you actually educate yourself and get smart.

Me: Before you go trying to tell people off, why don't you consider the fact that I'm not a military man, and therefore don't have to wear shit with regulation. I wore that jacket as a symbol of myself being a proud American, while enjoying the... freedoms I enjoy because of their sacrifice. I'm not insulting one fucking person, you're just taking yourself WAY to seriously! Insult comes with intention, and my intention was to show how proud an American I am. So take your fake pride, and try to find another way of embracing your Patriotism, other than trying to stomp out someone elses! You don't know shit about me, or how I show my American pride! Mind your own fucking business!

Josh(Uncle): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahaa.... word

Jennifer: Oh my Lawdy, Miss Sebastian, do spare us your menstrual rantings.

Josh: HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA man, that is great!

Charlene: Haha

Army Douche: Must be a cali thing. Because over here, we respect those in the uniform. Oliver, your words are empty and thus so are your insults.

However, if you think your man enough to say those things to me to my face, please by all means grow som...e balls and then decide to come say it. Otherwise, your not worth my time.

Ive said what Ive had to say.

Josh: hewy Aj, my family has the hugest respect for those in uniform, and we know the hardships and sacrafice, but dont start a fight with my nephew... i will give u the respect u deserve, and i expect the same, but u got ur panties in a twist over nothing...

Army Douche: Say that to me when youve

1) Served in the military and have shed blood for this country,

2) Earned the right to wear this uniform,

3) Buried a long time friend who died for this country (oh, and is buried in that Jacket wearing that Unifor...m), and most importantly

4) Know that your sacrifice for others freedom to be an idiot is just as important as their right to be an idiot.

Josh: calm down turbo... hes a civillian, and as such, he can say and wear what he likes, and as a service member i thank u for giving him that freedom

Army Douche: There in-lays the problem "Can say and wear what he likes". Should he be allowed to wear a uniform of honor without earning that honor? Should he be allowed the desecrate that uniform by presenting himself in a manner that disgraces not o...nly himself (which he seems to do so easily) but also disgraces all those who wear it with dignity?

I could VERY easily pull up the regulation in AR670-1 that prohibits the misuse and miswear of ANY US Army uniform. Included in that is the prohibited wear of any US Army Uniform by civilians unless said uniform item has been decommissioned. Ask your and Char's military friends (preferably the NCO's) and if they know ANYTHING about Reg's they'll concede that is correct.

You idiot friend is wearing a uniform that has yet to be decommissioned. How can I tell? The RANK and UNIT PATCH are attached to it. If he wants to wear that piece of uniform, please by all means do so. But at least have the respect and courtesy to those who have DIED for that uniforms honor to keep that honor by removing those patches.

ALso, you have got to realize, what if people thoght he was in the military, getting drunk wearing a Class A jacket? People who know that uniform are not going to be as held back as much as I have been.

Civilians really need to think this shit out before they start partying without consequence.

Charlene: Really guys? Go talk in messages get off my page!!!

Josh: my wife told me not to escalte this any further, i sugest u do the same and drop this bitching... u can thank her later

Me: No, no, no! Let's see how many comments we can rack up!

Army Douche: Just for fuck's sake, heres the Regs:

http://www.fas.org/irp/doddir/army/ar670-1.pdf

And even better, the EXACT Regs:

...

AR670-1 (1-10j-4)

j. Wearing Army uniforms is prohibited in the following situations:

(4) When wearing the uniform would bring discredit upon the Army.

AR6701 (1-10e-1)

e. Wear of military and civilian items.

(1) The wear of a combination of civilian and military clothing is prohibited, unless prescribed in this regulation or

other authorization documents approved by HQDA.

AR670-1 (30-7)

30–7. When wear of the uniform is prohibited

The wear of the Army uniform by ARNG, USAR, retired, separated, and civilian personnel is prohibited under the

circumstances listed in paragraph 1–10j. (See above)

AR670-1 (30-10a)

30–10. Wear of uniforms by U.S. civilians

a. Authorized U.S. civilian personnel attached to, or authorized to accompany forces of the United States, including

DA civilians, are authorized to wear utility uniforms only when required in the performance of their duties, and when

authorized by the MACOM commander.

Hopefully that is sufficient evidence.

(A bunch of bullshit that doesn't apply to civilians not employed by the Armed Forces.)

Army Douche: Ill be done when you and the rest of the rabble finally concede.

WARNING! EPIC SHIT-TALK IMMINENT!

(This is where my mothers head bursts into flames)

Satan Herself: I want you to re-read those regs. Methinks you misunderstand them. I'm sure you had some other person put a spin on those regs for you, but do give them a second read. Your understanding is not correct. If it's the patches that upset yo...u so, I task you with visiting every army/navy surplus store and waving the regs around to demand they stop selling them to civilians. And he is clearly NOT wearing a uniform. That was a specious argument.

As for my experience with military. Both grandfathers, one uncle, one aunt, several friends from school, my cousin currently serving IN THE MARINES in AFGHANISTAN, my husband (who by the way said "Cool jacket" upon seeing it on Oliver), and dozens of friends that I care for very deeply. Not all of them are alive. I wore my grandfather's jacket from WWII with his blessing. In fact I was given lots of his army things, and he encouraged me to accessorize to my little heart's content. He fought in Patton's army. I lived in DC among military people of all sorts, for many years, of many ranks. None behave like you do. Oh, I'm sure you know lots who would be happy to jump in a defend you in this. I'm sure they "understand" those regs about as well as you do.

It's funny, you just went off about the wearing of an army jacket out of spec, but you didn't mention that he doesn't have regulation hair or the two day stubble. Do you really expect us to believe that if you walked into a bar, you wouldn't know he was a civilian? And a kid?(She means "a man".) You're being obtuse. You WISH to be offended, but you aren't truly. You're just raving because you want to, you want to feel superior. Thus you got the "menstrual rantings" comment.

You'll get no concession from me. Sorry, but you are wrong.

Ok, let this end it. Sebastian, if you still don't get a correct interpretation on the regs (and go to somebody who is smarter than you and all your buddies, 'k?) I will be happy to point you in the right direction. Not trying to be mean, you just don't understand it correctly.

Josh: oh god i love my family!!!!!(The cherry on top.)

I thought long about what smart ass comment I could fit at the end of this blog post, but I dont think it's necessary at all!

P.S. Don't fuck with my mom!

       I will be trying to refer people to this site via Fecebook. So if you're looking here, congratulations, you have nothing better to do with your day, and you're squandering your time on me. Thank you. Post whatever the hell you want!